Friday, November 20, 2009

I still have my wife…

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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Husband: yeah, I saw

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Husband: yeah, I saw

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai

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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai

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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai

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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

LOVE IS LIFE

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LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

All my love for you FREE!

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All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY…

All my love for you FREE!

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All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY…

For all the years of your lives!

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Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Happy Anniversary Lover

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That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover

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I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Happy Wedding Anniversary

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Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Happy Wedding Anniversary

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Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Happy Anniversary

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To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary

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To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Happy anniversary to you my Love

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On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Happy Anniversary

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Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

How true my feelings were

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How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Happy Wedding Anniversary

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Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

I LOVE U are words just three,

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I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Marriage is that relation between

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Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Marriage is that relation between

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Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Happy Anniversary

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Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

Two Guys Are Chatting

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Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)

I knew your game right from the start

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I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!

you value your “RELATIONSHIP”

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“COMPROMISING” doesn’t mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your “RELATIONSHIP”
much more then your “EGO”

A man may or may not be happy

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A man may or may not be happy
when he/she win’s one’s mind.
But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.

“I” Can Forget “You”

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I Will Wait ..

Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..

Or

The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..

Thursday, November 19, 2009

I want to suck you … lick you

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I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move
my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth
… yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl
everywhere! You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirt

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

loving yours…..toilet

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Come here, take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!

Where were u “lastnite

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

I went over. Nobody was home

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A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

Sardar on phone

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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

In a party a lady wanted

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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya

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Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun

panic is when both r pregnant

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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

nice drink…PEPSI

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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

U R right ur wife is much better

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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

I really deeply wish dat

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I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

BLOODY… MOSQUITO

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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

next is URINE TEST

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NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Books And Study

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Boy said to girl

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Twice a day Everyday

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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

Always think positive

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What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Always think positive

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What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Love is a gamble

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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

God bless ur naughty mind.

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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

yours Loving Mosquito.

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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

The maid smiled and said

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A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

LOVE kese hota hai

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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya

A short thing

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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

“I thought It was MONEY

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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Me ok, ur wife very sweet

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

choice is yours.

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Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.

success as bright as gold

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Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday…
Good luck

best wishes for ever

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never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive…
good luck and best wishes for ever…

Fly in the plane of Ambition

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Fly in the plane of Ambition
&
Land in the Airport of Success…
Luck is yours,Wish is mine…
May Ur future always shine…

Good Luck

God bless u

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When things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK
&
God bless u.

Good luck & all the best

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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Hope you will be able to climb

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Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck

Good Luck & All the best

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Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..

Good Luck & All the best

best wishes forever & good luck

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Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…

best wishes forever & good luck

Life never seems to be

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Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

Love yourself first

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Love yourself first
and
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
Good Luck

Wish u good luck

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Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace,
orange 4 luck,
black for hate,
red for love and
pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange Flower.
Wish u good luck

I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”

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With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…

Wish u a very Good Luck

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Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!

Best wishes for your exam.

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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

May God stay with u this day

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May God stay with u this day
&
give u peace of mind.

May God give u a happy heart
&
his love all the time. Good luck

A sweeter smile

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A sweeter smile,
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.

Good Luck

Good Luck

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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you……………Good Luck!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I have pass

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

WON’T WORK AGAIN

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

April Fool Trick

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This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles

i will throw u in

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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THE MONKEY IN

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO

Happy april fools day

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

Everywhere

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

After reading this

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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

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U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Ek accident ho gaya hai

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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

How dare they fool u before april 1st

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Am Going To U.S.A

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Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL

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SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate

Happy Diwali

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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali

HAPPY DIWALI

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3 days
72 hours
4320 mins..
259200 seconds…
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI

This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds

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This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….

:05

:04

:03

:02

:01

(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….

GREETING CARD 4 you.

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|———–|
| ‘–.__.–’ | Here is
|———–| my
GREETING CARD 4 you.
Kindly open it….

$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )

very happy and prosperous Diwali

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With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali

Happy deepavali

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May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali

That bring you joy

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May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

Happy Deepavali

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For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali

HAPPY DIWALI

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With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

SHUBH DIWALI

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I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…

A HAPPY DIWALI

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l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

good health.

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May the divine light of diwali
spread into your Life
peace, prosperity, happiness
and good health.

you are my only Valentine

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V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting

C.L.I.C.K. means

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C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK

Valentines Day

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No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day

I show you

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O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you

with a weapon

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I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Its d Month of

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Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs

It’s feb..

Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month.

Don’t wait until it’s too late

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Don’t wait until it’s too late
to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care.
Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore

Love Is A Driver

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Love Is A Driver …

Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,

Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power … :)

Love looks not with

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Love looks not with
the eyes
but
with the mind
and
therefore is
winged cupid painted
blind … :)

~ shakespare

So Many Time

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So Many Time
I Thought I’d Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is :)

Happy Valentine’s Day

Do Give Yours To Me

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My Heart To You Is Given,
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,

We’ll Lock Them Up Together
And Throw Away The Key … :)

Happy Valentine’s Day

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What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth …

Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!

Happy Valentine’s Day

Lover of my soul

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U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
& never wanna U let go

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don’t let me out of Ur sight
For I’m yours by heart

Happy Valentine’s Day

To Give Pleasure To

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To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

My dear valentine

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48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

Wish You Sms,

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A famous poet ELIOT said:
“When u get little
You want more,
When u get more,
You desire even more,
but when u lose it, u realize
Wish You Sms,

Without a little rain”

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EveryOne wants happiness,
No one needs pain,

But its not possible to get a rainbow…
Without a little rain” :)

who is not beautiful

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A man who is not beautiful at the age of 20 is never beautiful
A man who is not strong at the age of 30 is never strong
A man who is not wise at the age of 40 is never wise
– Nepolian

When U Face Choices

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When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Good Night & Sweet Dreams

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A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams

Good Night

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If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
U know whats wrong?
U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’

Good Night

G. Go 2 Bed

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G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come

N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

Radio Bed FM

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Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
4 Nw I’l Play U A Song
Intilted
SleepTyt Dozn Ov
Swit Drimz 4m d Album
Gudnite
Njoy d Song

good night

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yaad aati hai to jara kho lete hai.
Ansu aankho se utar aya to ro lete h.
neend to nhi aati aankho me lekin aap
sapno me ayange is liye so lete hai
good night

Just go outside

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Just go outside
Or
See through your window

How pleasant scene it is

Just look @ moon & Stars,
Feel the cool wind

They all are here to
Greet u a sweet night

your dreams

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MOON
has come to color
your dreams,
STARS
to make them
musical and my
SMS
to give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night…
Sweet Dreams..!

In short, Good Night

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I wish that u visualize
a sweet multi sequential form
of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently
in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain.

In short, Good Night!!!!

Someone

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After
The
Whole
Busy
Day

Someone
Nice
Is
Waiting
For You

Its
Ur
Bed

It’s
The
Time
2 Get
Some
Nice
Dreams

Have Sound Sleep
&
Get Ur Dreams :)

Have a nice dream.

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Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!

If you want masala dreams,
then try chilly powder!

Good night
Have a nice dream.

Sweet dreams GoodNight

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In this lovely night,
I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U through the nite,
the wind 2 blow away ur stress
and
the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way,

Sweet dreams GoodNight

Sweetest dreams & Good Night

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As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.

Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.

Sweetest dreams & Good Night

Sweetest dreams & Good Night

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As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.

Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.

Sweetest dreams & Good Night

Sweetest dreams & Good Night

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As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.

Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.

Sweetest dreams & Good Night

Goodnight

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A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.

Good Night

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Night doesn’t become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,

It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night

COMFORT

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Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight

When u are at the end of the rope

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When u are at the end of the rope,
just tie “one” knot and hang on
ill surely come and tie the remaining ” two” around you…..
remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! !
whenever , wherever ill be there for you
good night and sweet dreams!!

Ssshh….Dont afraid

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Ssshh….Dont afraid..
its me..
jus putting a blanket of love upon u
so that u’ll never feel that u r alone..
Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams….
Good Night

GOOD Night

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GOD never takes a day off to
love
care
guide&
protect
us in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always
GOOD Night

I hope you miss me too

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What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you

This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too

Good Night

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If i was there tonight:
i would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much i care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
Good Night

GOOD NIGHT

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GOOD NIGHT?
Have a
?salty Dreams?
Because daily sweet is not
Good for U?r health,take care

G0o0d Night G

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Take it Light G,
Miss Me Slight G,
Never Do Fight G,
Have Fun Might G,
Eat Good Diet G,
Try Flying a Kite G,
Be Always Happy Right G,
& G0o0d Night G,

On this chill chill night

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On this chill chill night,
in ur dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams

Good Night

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One evening I’ll come 2 your room,
Lock the door,
Turn off the lights,
Join U in bed.
I’ll come closer 2 U,
My lips near your face,
And I’ll shout,
Have a great night.
“Good Night“

Have a wonderful night

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Sun is upset and moon is happy,
Because sun is missing U,
And moon is gonna be with U,
For rest of the night,
Have a wonderful night.

Good Night

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No matter if the sky is black or blue,
No matter if there are stars or moon,

As long as your heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u.

Good Night!

Sweet dreams & Good night

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Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now its time 2 fall asleep.

Yours eyes are weak n mouth can’t speak
So hope this night shall be nice and sweet.

Sweet dreams & Good night.

GOOD NIGHT

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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go cause DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,

From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight…

GOOD NIGHT

Good Night

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One day i may die without saying good bye to U.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life
Good Night

I Love you

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Dnt use yo blanket just thnk abt my love it wil warm u ,
dnt use pillow just thnk abt my handz it will trap yo hd ,
dnt cloz yo mouth i will be d kissing u all nyt…
Good Night, I Love you

Monday, November 16, 2009

Good Night

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No matter if the sky is black or blue,
No matter if there are stars or moon,

As long as your heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u.

Good Night

Sweet dreams & Good night

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Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now its time 2 fall asleep.

Yours eyes are weak n mouth can’t speak
So hope this night shall be nice and sweet.

Sweet dreams & Good night.

GOOD NIGHT

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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go cause DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,

From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight…

GOOD NIGHT

Good Nigh

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One day i may die without saying good bye to U.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life
Good Nigh

blanket just thnk

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Dnt use yo blanket just thnk abt my love it wil warm u ,
dnt use pillow just thnk abt my handz it will trap yo hd ,
dnt cloz yo mouth i will be d kissing u all nyt…
Good Night, I Love you

Ouch i fell from bed

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Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just 2
Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.

As u go 2 bed 2night

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As u go 2 bed 2night,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white,
&
2 make sure u r all right,
I’LL ask the Dracula 2 kiss your neck goodnight

I may be gone for

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I may be gone for
a minute, for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say good morning or good night
but I’ll never try to say
goodbye to a person
who has been sweet and true.

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU

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“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,

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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ?ho tumhaara janam din aaya

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai

Happy birthday

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Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u!
u were born in d zoo’ u were born in d zoo’
with d monkeys ‘n donkeys dats looks just like u

Hope ur birthdays great.

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Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

Happy Birthday

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In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du,

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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love

happy birthday

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Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
happy birthday

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga

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Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

Happy birthday 2 u

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In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true,
May every star of ever night,
Bring love-n-joy 2 you,

Happy birthday 2 uu

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS

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LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

your birthday

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On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!

Congratulations to you, my old friend

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Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.

You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.

The child was born,

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The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

MANY MANY Happy returns of the day

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Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower,
wishing your flowers may bloom for year.

MANY MANY Happy returns of the day

enjoy your day

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Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.

2 have a friend like u

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I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way happy birthday

Fresh air… fresh idea

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Fresh air… fresh idea…
fresh talent… fresh energy…
i wish u to have a…
special sunday..
marvellous monday…
tasty tuesday…
wonderful wednesday…
thankful thursday…
friendly friday…
successful saturday…
*have a great week ahead*
and
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU

On your birthday

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On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Smile while you still have teeth.
:D
Many many happy returns of the day

God decorate each

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Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.

lovely birthday

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Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

Happy birthday

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Before the clock strikes 12,
let me take the opportunity,
to let you know that you,
have grown a year more…
Happy birthday

Happy Birthday my love

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For the world, i’s just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
.
.
.
.
Happy Birthday my love

Happy Birthday

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Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.

Happy Birthday

You can spend

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You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME

You can spend

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You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME

Some people like sunday

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Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?Happy Birthday

Sweetheart

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Sweetheart!
u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
here’s a wish 4 my darling…
may all your dreams come true
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses…
from a heart that beats…
just 4 you by me

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.

It must have been a rainy day

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It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend

Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart

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if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

happy birthday

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A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy birthday

your heart can hold

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May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u

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I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

Flying papers,

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Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.?

How do you expect me

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How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)

I know its your birthday 2day

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I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U

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my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY

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SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

So Happy Birthday

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So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

We celebrate a person who

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We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

your birthday now

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As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.

Cos today is your day

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Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u

Sunday, November 15, 2009

I luv ur smile

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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile.
I cherish ur ways,
I adore ur style. What can I say?
U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind

i have to walk by again?

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do u Flirt Sms,
or do i have to walk by again?

I luv ur eyes

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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile.
I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style
. What can I say? U r one of a kind
& 24/7 u r on my mind!
24/7 u r on m

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi

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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,
na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke
dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

your lips

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If I could be any part of you,
I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes, live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.

Excuse me

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Excuse me, do u have a
Band-Aid? I skinned my
knee when I fell for you.

I would be

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If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea,
what a good swimmer I would be?

I do not fit on it

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I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful,
sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

I know you think I'm cute

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I know you think I'm cute,
I know you think I'm fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

One who smokes has a smoky heart

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One who smokes has a smoky heart;
one who drinks has an alcoholic heart.
So dear U must STOP eating sweets
as u r already a SWEETEHART!

Tulips in my garden

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There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park but
nothing is more beautiful then
our two lips meeting in the dark!

I laid my eyes on you

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I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment
I laid my eyes on you.

Those who can't have u hate u

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Those who can't have u hate u,
those who have u can't handle u,
those who abuse u lose u,
& then there are those
like me who just can't refuse u!

U can b a doctor & save lives

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U can b a doctor & save lives,
a lawyer & defend lives,
a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself,
a sweet person who touches hearts!

A peach is a peach

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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum,
a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue,
so open ur mouth & close ur
eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Faith makes all things possible

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Faith makes all things possible,
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings
all faith, luv & hope in me!

If love & friendship

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If love & friendship could be brought or
sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those
wise enough to invest in you
SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

Happy Eid

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Happy Eid….
I know it’s too early but i have hundreds
of Hotties, Beauties, Cuties, and Smarties
to wish….. so i thought to finish off
Uncles and Aunties First

baithay thay nadi k kinare

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Allama Iqbal baithay thay nadi k kinare,
Bachon nay un ko pathar maray,
Iqbal said: Falak k sitaro dharti ki baharo,
Khotay de putro pathar te na maro

Mubarak naam hai tera,

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Mubarak naam hai tera,
mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna

chahe usi ki deed ho tujko EiD MuBaRaK.

GREETING 4 you.

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|———–|
| ‘–.__.–’ | Here is
|———–| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it….
$========$
( HAPPY (

Eid and lots of fun!

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When the sun has set, and day is done-
I’ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It’s time for Eid and lots of fun!

No shadows to depress u,

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No shadows to depress u,
Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u,
these r my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day.
Eid Mubarakh

Meetha Gutka

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Meetha Gutka
K-2 Gutka banane walon
&
eighty one
Charas
Afhim
Heroin
Bhang
Aur
Samad Bond
banane walon ki janib se aapko advance Eid Mubarak
Welcome back thanks for visiting again if you did not
subscribe yet please follow the link Subscribe to Sms,
Funny Sms, Love sms, karo sms by Email. Thanks for visiting!

Eid ul Azha Mubarak

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Eid ul Azha Mubarak
Dil ki Gehraiyon se
.
.
EID
.
.
.
UL-Azha
.
.
.
.
Ka intezar karein
.
.
.
.
.
Filhal sabzi aur daal per guzara karein.

Bakra Eid Special Sms

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Bakra Eid Special Sms
Ek Pathan apni Haircutting ka dhukan groundflor se fist flor
par shift karta hai aur nechay bord laga kar likhta hai
Nechay ka ball katanay ka dukan uper hai

where's yours

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Sometimes you might catch me staring at you.
It's not because you are cute but
bcoz my mom told me that devils
have tails and I'm just wondering
where's yours?

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife

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It takes patience to keep a nagging wife;
fortune to keep an ambitious wife;
four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

I swear because love is BLIND!

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When somebody who's deeply
in love with you tells you that you
're cute, beautiful, and angelic,
I agree. That's true, believe me,
I swear because love is BLIND!

Happy Sunday

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Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare
pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh
wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare
aap g de jeevan de har hafte da
satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.

Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega

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Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Khana?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega

Ek Church k gate pe likha tha

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Ek Church k gate pe likha tha:
Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.
Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya:
Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.

How do u identify a true music lover

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How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman
singing in the bathroom and
puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu

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Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu:
Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon..
Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon

Teacher class mein apne baby

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Teacher class mein apne baby
ko doodh pilate hue boli:
Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.
Santa: Mam! Thoda hame
bhi pila do hum compounder
hi ban jaayenge.

It's wrong that Alcohol makes u fat

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It's wrong that Alcohol makes u fat...
It doesn't! It actually makes u LEAN...
against bars, poles, walls,
friends & strangers! Cheers!

New Examination Patttern in India

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New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
General Students: Answer All questions
OBC: Write Any One question
SC: Only read questions
ST: Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy,

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Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a married man.

Two goldfish in a bowl talking

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Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course,
I do! Who do you think changes the water?

How do u identify a true music lover

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How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in
the bathroom, puts his ear to
the keyhole instead of his eye!

A genuine reason for having two

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A genuine reason for having two
girlfriends at a time: Monopoly
is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Why women live a better,

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Why women live a better,
longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai

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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana

Dog is truly a man's best friend

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Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it,
just try this experiment:
Lock your dog and your
girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot,
which one is really happy to see you

I'll beat him to death

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A women's prayer: Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya,

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Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya,
Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke
Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..."
BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!

Raamnavami aanewali hai, isiliye

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Raamnavami aanewali hai, isiliye
hum apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna,
Sadhna, Aarti mein lagaana chahtey hain.
So... aapke pados mein in mein se koi ho to bataao.

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other

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Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children

Well, they do say opposites attract

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Well, they do say opposites attract...
So I sincerely hope you meet somebody
who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!

True bravery is 2 arrive home

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True bravery is 2 arrive home
.fully drunk......a late night out
.& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?

How True.. .A cigarette shortens your

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How True.. .A cigarette shortens your
life by 2 min, a beer shortens your
life by 4 minutes, a working
day shortens your life by 8 hours!

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi

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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith,
ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp

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Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp.
Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light.
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light.

Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the

Saturday, November 14, 2009

A man is the head of the family

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A man is the head of the family
and the wife is the neck.
The neck turns the head
exactly the way it wants.

Why are wives more

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both

Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe

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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

Beta kyun ro rahe ho

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Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?
Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.
Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein

Marriage for a woman

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Meaning of Marriage for a woman:
Sacrificing admiration of many
men for the criticism of one man!

Sir, my wife is missing.

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai,
police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau?
Khushi k maare kuchh
samajh me nahi aa

Apologis

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What is the next thing one should
do after winning an argument
with the wife ?
A: Apologis

Is there any way 4 long life

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Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again

GOOD MORNING

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Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai
?GOOD MORNING?

Hi & Good Morning!

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Hi & Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati ha

Twinkle twinkle lazy star

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Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me and say hi?

solve all the problems

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Silent in mouth may avoid many problems..
But..
smile in mouth may solve all the problems..
So always have a sweet, silent smile…
Wish you a good morning and nice day

You are my sweet SONA

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You are my sweet SONA,
I don’t want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart’s KONA,
Otherwise i’ll start RONA,
Atleast good morning to KAR LONA…

I miss you!

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The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!

Have Good Day!

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No man in this world is rich
enough to buy his own PAST.
Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!

Hi,now i am coming to meet u

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Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say good morning…

Hi,now i am coming to meet u

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Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say good morning…

Morning Voices

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Morning Voices
Uk: Hi dear
USA:Good morning
China Mehow
Japan:Shanhow
Italy:manichi
India:Namastay
France:sanchay
in pakistan / India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain

Good morning!

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We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
and
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!

See outside the Window

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See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night
I told them to wish U GooD Morning.

She is sweet

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She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?

Answer=Tea

Chai piyo Mast jio … Good morning !!!

It’s a brand new day

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Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It’s a brand new day

Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day:)

“Good Morning“

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Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“

See how beautifully

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See how beautifully
God has added one
More day in your life

Not necessarily bcoz
You need it
But because
Someone else
Might need “u”

Good Morning (f)

Flowerful morning

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Flowerful morning
Colorful noon
Joyful evening
&
Peaceful night !!

Be happy
It going to be
A fantastic day 4 u

Good morning

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A prayer can go where I cannot go.
Through Prayers i can be with you
without being There.
I may be miles away
but my prayers
Will always be with You…

Good morning

Every new day

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Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments 4 life
I wish 2day all the good
Moments approach
Why to make your day joyful

Good A.M :)

There Is No Cup & Coffee

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In A Cool-Cool Morning
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee…
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning.

A smile is like a Sim card

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A smile is like a Sim card
&
Life is like a cellphone
Whenever
You insert the
Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is
Activated …

Good morning
&
Keep smiling

Hearts beat 72 times a min,

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Hearts beat 72 times a min,
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.

One of the joys in life

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One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!

Morning is silent

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Morning is silent,
morning is calm,
morning is beautifil,
but morning is not complete
without wishing u good and wonderful day.

A night hug warms the hear

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A night hug warms the hear,
A night kiss brightens the day,
and
A good morning to start your day!

Good Morning

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Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
Good Morning

Good Morning

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These r a few wonderful pairs in dis world,
Heart n beats, Night n moon,
Fish n water, Flowers n colours,
My msgs n ur smiles.
Good Morning

Morning greetings

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Morning greetings
doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day

O-open ur eyes

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G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4

Friday, November 13, 2009

My mom always told me that

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My mom always told me that
we could never measure our
wealth by money but by our friends.
She would surely be glad to meet
U and know how rich I turned out to be!

TUNN in your friendship.

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You are strong as RUM..
Fine as WINE.. Cool as BEER..
Classic as WHISKY..
Sophisticated as VODKA..
in short I'm totally
TUNN in your friendship.

with little communication!

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True friends are those
who care without hesitation,
remember without limitation,
forgive without any
explanation & luv even
with little communication!

Friendship is not how long

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Friendship is not how long
we have been together not
how much you have given or received.
Not how many times
we have helped each other.
It's only how we value one another.

Affection is sign of love,

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Affection is sign of love,
laughing is sign of happiness,
praying is sign of good
faith and choosing me as a
friend is your first act of smartness.

love the love unless the love

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Don't love the love unless the love
loves u and if the love loves u,
love the love in such a way that
it doesn't love anybody else!

I forgot..." waits forever when you say

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A true friend understands when you say,
"I forgot..." waits forever when you say,
"1 minute..." stays when you say,
"leave me alone..." and opens the door,
'even before you knock...'

Friendship

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Friendship opens many doors,
Each with a different view.
But none could be more beautiful,
than the one that leads to you..!!

given by God to stay not just for a day

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Friends are gifts wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day,
but for life.

Hearts could only love for a while,

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Hearts could only love for a while,
feets could only walk for some miles,
clothes won't 4ever be in style,
but having U as my Friend is forever worthwhile.

absence should be long

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Your absence should be long
enough so that somebody misses u
it shouldn't be so long that
somebody finds out that how
well he can do without u...!

Every tear is a sign of brokenness

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Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is a sign of loneliness,
every smile is a sign of kindness,
every SMS is a sign of rememberance.
Miss U!

Whenever I miss U

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Whenever I miss U,
I won't luk 4 u in my
dreams or try to hear ur
voice in ur msgs.
I'll just put my right hand
across my chest & will feel U!

Missing U

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Those we Luv never go away,
they walk beside us everyday...
unseen & unheard, still near...
still loved... still Missed &
still very dear. Missing U

sumbody's wrong.

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Nobody's right till sumbody's wrong.
Nobody's weak till sumbody's strong.
Nobody's lucky till luv comes along.
Nobody's lonely till sumbody's gone. Missing U!

I wouldn't want 2 lose U!

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God must be partial to have
endowed a single soul with
so much beauty, grace, panche,
elgance & allure. If I ever have
d luxury of dreaming of u,
I bet I'll b afraid of waking up coz
I wouldn't want 2 lose U!

Take Care!' Miss U!

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No sweet thought to forward,
no cute graphics to send.
Just a 'Caring Heart' saying, '
Take Care!' Miss U!

Care for the one who shares with u,

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Care for the one who shares with u,
share with the one who knows u,
know the one who misses u,
miss the one who wishes the best for U.

Mising U Sms,

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My heart problem has reached
such a critical stage that doctor
says there are only two options left:
Either I C U or U C Mising U Sms, !

Changes in life

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Changes in life are good, but see
to that changes don't take
you far away from the people
who love and care you...including myself.
Missing U!

Relationship

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Relationship is like a Violin,
music may stop now & then,
but strings are attached forever.
So if u b in touch or not,
u r always remembered.
Miss U!

like a crowd.

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Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way.
They leave u alone, when u are in a crowd
& when u are alone they
stand along with u like a crowd.

Missing U

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Nobody is right till somebody is wrong...
Nobody is weak till somebody is strong...
Nobody is lucky till love comes along...
Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.
Missing U!

Missing someone

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Missing someone gets easier everyday,
coz even though it's one day
further from the last time u saw each other,
it is one day closer to the next time u'll.

I was with you. Miss U.

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Have you seen my smile because
the last time I wore it was when
I was with you. Miss U.

ur memories

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There are 2 types of enjoyment
. One is being with a friend.
The other is being with the
memories of friends.
Miss u but not ur memories.

never forgets you

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It's nice feeling when you know
that someone loves you,
someone misses you,
someone needs you,
but it feels much better
when you know that
someone never forgets you.

when you miss them

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What makes some people dearest
is NOT just the happiness that you
feel when you meet them; but it's
the pain you feel when you miss them...

Miss U

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What makes some people dearer
is not just the happiness that u
feel when u meet them but the
pain u feel when u miss them. Miss U!

I Miss U

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There's no Special reason for this msg,
I juz wanna steal a single moment
out of ur busy life & hope
I can make u smile n say: I Miss U!

Happy Diwali

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Best wishes to you for a Diwali that is
filled with sweet moments and
memories to cherish for long.
Happy Diwali

wishes for

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I wanted to send you wishes for
a year filled with prosperity,
health & lots of fun!
Hope you have a happy Diwali

Enjoy the day

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Morning time a cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for u…
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
“Good Morning

Good Morning

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Never Blame A Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are Gods’ Blessings..
Good Morning

Good Morning

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The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning

In the morning

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In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

Good Morning

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Open ur tinky minky eyes,
stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz
and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh
and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY

Good Morning

Every morning

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Every morning u have two choices!

Continue your sleep with Dreaming.

Or

Wake up and Chase your Dreams

Choice is yours!
Good Morning

wish u have a nice day :)

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Have u done 2 of the most
important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long…….

Just kidding, wish u have a nice day :)

Each Moment in a day,

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Each Moment in a day,
has its own value-
Morning brings hope,
Afternoon brings faith,
Evening brings love,
Night brings rest,
Wish u find them all today.
Good Morning
 
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